Since the birth of my niece, my mom has been baby crazy, and it’s been coming out more and more.
Mom: Oh, I bought these nice sake cups for your girlfriend.
Me: Uhh, okay.
Mom: So she’s probably gonna ask if I want something.
Me: Maybe.
Mom: And I do, a grandchild.
A real woman …. is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to…
Matt’s giving the eulogy at my wedding.
Because I’m concerned about my weight.
Chocolate chip cookie bottom, Oreo center, then a caramel walnut fudge brownie top.
If you’re going to complain about how the media displays the ideal woman, don’t follow up that post with three pictures of a shirtless Ryan Gosling.
Tomorrow, January 18th, 2012, will be the largest internet protest in history. Thousands of sites across the internet, including some of the biggest in the world, will be blacking out and directing people to contact Congress to kill the web censorship bill, SOPA and PIPA. We want to get you involved.
Join us on the historic day by blacking out your site. Copy the code below and paste it into the header of your theme (Wordpress users: use the SOPA Strike plugin) to black your site out in protest of SOPA/PIPA. It will activate automatically on Jan. 18th, displaying this page and directing visitors to contact Congress, and will deactivate at the end of the day.
<script type="text/javascript">var a=new Date,b=a.getHours()+a.getTimezoneOffset()/60;if(18==a.getDate()&&0==a.getMonth()&&2012==a.getFullYear()&&13<=b&&24>=b)window.location="http://sopastrike.com/strike";</script>In just 7 days, the Senate will vote on forever altering the free and open internet by instituting a new regime of extra-judicial, corporate-led website takedowns. This is a fundamental fight about who has power in society — the people with the means to communicate freely or the governments and corporations that feel threatened.
For the full state of play on the censorship bills, take a look at this infographic we’ve put together. Click here. The clock is ticking, and we’re still 35 senators short of the number we need to kill the bill.
Like most little boys, I dreamed of one day having a huge wedding celebration. The big show, the music, the people, the food, the memories that would last a lifetime with the woman I loved.
Now it turns out, I just want the cake.
Apparently I’m going there next month, so now I can finally visit all those salsa plants they talk about in Pace picante sauce commercials.
As a young child, I always had a dog, and most of time it was a terrier breed. But before we had all the Schnauzers, we had a German Shepherd mix, and she was huge.
Eventually she got to be too hard to handle in the city, so we drove her out to the country and let her out of the car. I was very sad when we got home, so my grandma cheered me up by telling me some farmer would surely give my dog a good home. I went back out to that area last year, and once again felt that overwhelming sadness, but I keep telling myself that my grandma has probably fared as well as the dog did.
