January 2010
27 posts
Are bat/squid/bird tattoos the new tribal arm band?
zebrasnlionsomy:
any email forwarded to me by my mother/grandparents that begins with ALL CAPS and tells me how I have to read this, it is SO COOL and it is going to CHANGE UR LIFE is not going to be a good one.
sorry, I don’t want life lessons imparted to me en masse thru blue size-18 comic sans script.
Pfft, next you won’t want to enlarge your penis or refinance your home.
My new passport info packet has been lost. I may need to submit it. I was suppose to leave soon. Attached was my birth certificate. FML.
http://randomhector.tumblr.com/ask I can’t answer (for some reason) the questions I already have, but you should go ahead and ask more. The deeper and profounder, the betterer.
Fun with friends back in Midwest
“Asshole” “dick” “bitch!!!” “fag” “shut the fuck up” “shut it” “you’re a cruel child” Just some of my favorite responses from this txt message: “It was pretty cold here tonight, i almost put on a long sleeve shirt. Almost.” & “it was hell, with a light breeze.” No wonder people...
Haitian Vacation
Good or bad title for volunteer mission is Haiti?
I’ve been seeing a lot of stores down here that say “Fully family owned and operated.” I hate orphans as much as most people, but that just seems mean.
How wrong is it that I’m sad this is the last episode of Jersey Shore?
I can’t even fist pump.
Anonymous asked: If you could have buttsecks with anyone, who would it be?
thatsamesong-deactivated2011032 asked: So you're from Milwaukee! What are your favorite bars/places to go out around here?
Fuck formspring!
I enabled tumblr ask, so ask away.
I always manage to think of a million things that I want to do when I have some free time to kill, but when that free time does come around, I can’t remember a single thing that I actually wanted to do and I end up bored out of my mind.
I am a relatively young guy, so I’m sorta in the dating scene. However, I find dating to be a bit weird. There are all these cool pickup lines that Mystery uses like “Did you see those chicks fighting outside?” and “Do you think David Bowie is hot?” That’s just not me, my style is different. For instance, if I see a woman out at a bar that I find attractive, I...
Dimples
Dimples, as you all know, are a malformation, pretty much the only one found attractive (Hey baby, nice double thumb!). If your parents have them, you should. If they don’t, you probably won’t. Also, it’s rare to only have one. I have only one dimple. So not only am I a freak, I’m a rare freak.
Actually when it comes to females, Cosmo doesn’t have very much at all to do with my selection. I mean, 36-24-36? Maybe, if she’s 5’3.
food
Problem: What to eat?
Option one: Cook my own meal at home, which would take time and I’d have to clean up afterward. It would make the place warmer though, and I wouldn’t have to go outside. Oh, and it would be delicious.
Option two: SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS AT WENDY’S!!! Okay, it’s cold. But these babies are new and only $.99 for five! How can I go wrong?
Just in case anyone was wondering, my “HI HATER/BYE HATER” shirt went over pretty well last night.
There are a larger amount of people than normal overdressed for the pancake house, having awkward conversations and smelling of shame. The joys of drinking.