December 2010
35 posts
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Every time a friend or myself goes on a date, the first question we always ask each other is “Buttsex?” I mean, really, if she’s not the kind of woman who would let one of us drill for oil on the full moon, she’s probably too vanilla for us anyway.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Making your gay daughter straight →
The third one is the best, holy shit.
Dec 28th
unkamatt: Yep.  If I owned a lighthouse, I would definitely go through the steps to create an AT-AT Walker to stand next to it.  Just freaking awesome!
Dec 26th
Listencountryandwestern: Buck Owens & The...
Dec 26th
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I’m pretty much in love with my new Android phone (Samsung Mesmerize). It’s been part of my life for a few weeks, and things have been amazing every single day. The swype keyboard, Angry Birds, syncing my phone with gmail/FB/OKC/etc., it’s amazing. It has taken a bit of my life, and those who have been out with since I purchased it are probably a little annoyed, but screw them,...
Dec 23rd
“Why don’t you have a girlfriend? You’re such a handsome young man.” Thanks Tia (Aunt), for pointing out that it must be my personality that sucks. Ha.
Dec 21st
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I read that one of the first signs of dementia is making poor financial decisions, damn. I’m only 26 and apparently have been senile for at least 21 years without knowing it, kinda makes sense.
Dec 21st
I’m pretty sure my thinness gives every girl I date a complex. Because they tell me so.
Dec 21st
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
Dec 16th
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I still don't have a chance →
Scarlett is single.
Dec 16th
Dec 14th
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What do you mean, wannabe? →
Fuck PBR.
Dec 14th
11F here right now, and it’s the humidity that is getting me.
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
Wiki leak you need to see →
I’m not really for spreading secret information, but this is information people need to see, it could change lives.
Dec 10th
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I don’t care what that judge says, taking those hookers off the street for hours on end is community service! So what if it was into my hotel room?
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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As I have said before, I have a tracker on my page, so I know when you fuckers go on the ask page then don’t ask a question. Also, they say you catch more flies with sugar than vinegar, but I recommend bullshit.
Dec 8th
Dec 7th
unkamatt asked: Are you sick? Dead? Just busy being awesome? 4 days and no post...what is this world coming to?
Dec 7th
Dec 3rd
WatchWatch
Special berries, unicorn sex…
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Anonymous asked: 1. who is your favorite ex gf of them all?
2. if you could have anyone you know irl be yo baby momma, who would it be?
3. did you drink my juice?
Dec 2nd
unkamatt asked: Have you heard?
Dec 2nd
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Ask me something, go all the way!
Dec 2nd
If I were a zombie, I’d like to think I wouldn’t have to settle for the brains of people who get trapped inside shopping malls.
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
ListenRodney Crowell - Sex And Gasoline
Dec 1st
They can’t pull the rug out from under you if you’re already lying on the floor.
Dec 1st
Malty: Nice Guys Finish Last →
malty: I always hear boys complain about how girls always go for the bad boys. I don’t think this is fully true. Sure some girls have daddy issues and there is something alluring of the sexy dark guy. But its more of the challenge, we (boys and girls) want things we cant have. Its the game, the more… I think the thing is most “nice guys” are liars, they aren’t nice,...
Dec 1st
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