Text   Who the fuck is Hector?

I sit around most days looking in the mirror thinking about how awesome I am.

FACTS!

  • Qualified SMAW welder in 6G, which is totes hard
  • Former biotechnology research technician (scientist) for the University of Wisconsin
  • Veteran of two fucking wars, serving in style with the US Navy ground forces
  • Owner of a Maroon and Blue passport
  • Certified Rescue Diver
  • Owner of a ranch for free range sacrificial unicorns
  • Former state yoyo champion
  • Published poet
  • Has raised over 250k for charities in the last few years

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