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Who the fuck is Hector?
I sit around most days looking in the mirror thinking about how awesome I am.
FACTS!
- Qualified SMAW welder in 6G, which is totes hard
- Former biotechnology research technician (scientist) for the University of Wisconsin
- Veteran of two fucking wars, serving in style with the US Navy ground forces
- Owner of a Maroon and Blue passport
- Certified Rescue Diver
- Owner of a ranch for free range sacrificial unicorns
- Former state yoyo champion
- Published poet
- Has raised over 250k for charities in the last few years